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[olwhatshername]

You know how it works.


So one day I logged on to the forums, but when I saw they weren't working, I was so sad that I...

[10SNE1?]

immediately came to the HITS forums to see if there was anything new there and...

[olwhatshername]

there was! andrew posted and said that they would give a prize to the first reply! so i replied and three weeks later in the mail i got...

[ImCowman]

...a Penguin! But the Penguin left me for someone who already had an avatar... So I re-mailed Andrew and he told me to...

[olwhatshername]

...put on a black bowtie to trick the penguin to come back. he also told me to sing it's mating call which sounded like...

[garrulous]

"Do you hear the flibbity jibbity jibber jabber
With an oh my god I've got to get out of here or I'll have another
Word to sell
Another story to tell
Another time piece ringing the bell
Do you hear the clock stop when you reach the end
No
You know it must be neverending
Comprehend if you can
But if you try to pretend to understand
You resemble a fool
Although you're only a man
So give it up and
Smile"

but he did not come because....

[coz]

... you did not "build it."

So you browsed the HITS Galleries, stole an avatar from there, and went on your merry way to the local convenience store to purchase yourself...

[olwhatshername]

...ramen. cause you're sick. again. but it's ok cause your friend just gave you...

[olivergringold]

...the cure for the disease he got when he was abducted by aliens. So you take it to some crazy UFO expert after you feel better and he tells you that it's absolutely...

[olwhatshername]

...FABULOUS. You drink it and turn into Christian from Project Runway. And so you...